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Guns; Argument is Futile

After one of the recent gun massacres we Editors of Voices wondered if we might commit to a position that would advocate some safety remedies of a legal nature.  But after we talked together about some of our own gun experiences we changed our emphasis.  Most damage to people does not come from mass killings, or from the other murders.  We remembered the Boy Scout Master who brought a .22 revolver along to an outing up in the woods.  He left the gun down on a log.  One of the boys picked it up, cocked back the hammer, and took turns aiming it in the faces of some of the other boys.  Enough of them told him it was loaded that he aimed it down at his foot before he pulled the trigger; he said nothing original as he limped about. 

Then there was the other guy we knew who got drunk one afternoon and took his shotgun out in the desert to shoot snakes.  He hears a rustling sound in a large bush and fired.  The large round boulder behind the bush sent the pellets back at him (no snake).  Staying drunk helped as he dug the pellets out of his upper body over the next few hours.  And the friend who shot himself in the leg practicing his fast draw; he got to keep his leg (small caliber -- the gun that is).  And the man and wife who thought they had an intruder in the back yard one evening.  He gives her the house gun and they go out the front door and circle the outside of the house from opposite directions. You know the rest. 

Likely we all know of similar everyday stories; and we all know of everyday stories way worse. While no one could reasonably object to measures that could prevent large-scale massacres, what about the small incidents -- the carelessness and accidents. There is certainly enough evidence of these to suggest action.   This is where we will think about an original approach.  We wondered what there could be to object to?

We thought we should ask around about that.  So as we often do we explained our plan to our friend Jerome, out in Kern County.   Jerome thought we made some sense, “You might have them on the run a little after those massacres.” He was not so sure about us “doing any good on the usual gun fights, best pal and girlfriend shootings, messing with the trigger while pointing the gun around or looking down the barrel, and so on.  A big part of the culture.”  Jerome suggested that to give our approach a “field test” we should talk to “our local gun guy here.”  That would be “Marlin, Marlin Brech.” “Marlin is a spokesman for a gun group.  He’ll want to hear what you say.  He always likes someone new to practice on.  I know he comes down to your area at times.  I’ll tell Marlin about you. ” 

After some contact back and forth we arranged our meeting.  Then we on the Board had several get togethers to be sure we had the best possible argument before we talk to Marlin Brech.  We have the numbers, the law, and logic. And we might have an original approach that would be competitive in any forum.   

Several weeks later we met Brech at the outside seating of a restaurant along Colorado Blvd.  It was early afternoon just after lunchtime.  He is a smiling friendly guy who greeted us from his seat with his back against the windowless part of the wall of the restaurant facing the street.  We all introduced ourselves.  Then Marlin broke some brief silence. “I have all afternoon so please ask me all you want.  Can I order you espresso or hot chocolate?”  He had a notebook open on the top of the table and an open briefcase down by his right foot.  Our outspoken colleague replied “we were going to order milk and cookies.” The rest of us laughed at this ‘kidding’.

 No laughing but with the same smile he replied “first let me explain my group.  We of Gun Freedom work as a counterweight or check on our well-meaning but moderate-inclined friends in the National Rifle Association.  We stay on guard to prevent any backsliding on gun freedom advocacy.  Or ‘pussyfoot’n’.  We let them know right away about ‘backslid’n’ or ‘pussyfoot’n’.”  He winked at us over his own pronunciation of those words. We also tried to keep smiling and not exchange looks.  And not look at the open briefcase.  We ordered beers.  Even after all our studied preparation no one of us was moving to be the very first to ask Brech a question.

First we tried for rapport “we have no issue at all with firearms used in crime suppression and certainly not with the right of individuals to protect homes or businesses.”  And so after no response from Marlin and a deep breathe we continued “the great majority of gun injuries and deaths result from personal encounters; people kill or injure people they know -- often family members.  We are concerned with 10,000 murders and almost twice that number in suicides each year.  And a number approaching 75,000 gunshot injuries.  And so we are addressing a violation of the Constitution, which specifically mandates a ‘well-regulated Militia’. 

If you support the right to ‘bear arms’ for all citizens then you must believe that all citizens comprise a ‘Militia of the Whole’.  We agree with that interpretation.”  We thought just for an instant Brech dropped his smile. “No competent military would tolerate this lack of discipline. What we are saying then by these data is that the Militia of the Whole is not at all well-regulated.  Therefore we are asking for legal remedies that would cause the Militia to be well-regulated.” It took us some time to write out the exact words for all of that.  It did not take Brech so long to answer.

“I agree that the 75,000,000 gun owners together should be considered a Militia of the Whole.” He writes in his notebook.  “There are 1,500,000 active duty military.  Your number of 20,000 suicides a year by gun would be a ratio of 400 a year in the active and highly disciplined Armed Forces. Do you think the actual yearly number of suicides there is much different?”  After a pause Brech continues “750,000 injuries is one tenth of one percent.  I have no comparable numbers for the Armed Forces but I will say that our groups have always worked for more gun safety.” 

We ask then about the number of murders and he answers “of course the Armed Forces don’t have a comparable ratio of murders.  The military has competent law enforcement.  Our groups have always asked for more competent law enforcement.  Enforce the laws we have.”  And so much for our original approach, in frustration our less patient colleague lets his emotions get the best of him and goes back to some common objections to guns.  “And you would do nothing about political assassinations, or people killing their entire families!” Our conversation is starting to deteriorate. 

“First I will address your so called ‘problem’ of political assassinations. What assassinations?  When?”  Brech is back in auto-pilot now. “We in Gun Freedom cannot understand why the elite commentators keep going on and on about this.” (‘Elite’? Us?)  He continues “It has been over fifty years since any President has been killed.  The few candidates since who had been killed or crippled hadn’t even been elected yet; they were just running.  Or the shooter missed.  And the Gipper remember just shook it off.” 

We quickly looked at each other as Brech looked down at his briefcase. “Our concern is that worthless people get guns and attack politicians.”  Marlin quickly answers “I will not allow you to generalize from rare instances, to smear all members of the Militia of the Whole.  We are not any more worthless than the rest of the population!”  He starts to tap his fingers impatient I think with the easy question we asked and the many times he has had to give that answer.


Our colleague was angry now “you make it possible for people to kill their family, their own children!”  Marlin is back to enjoying himself “interactions between friends, acquaintances, and family are personal and none of the government’s business.  It’s a private transaction.  When a responsible gun owner wants to shoot one of these it does not involve anyone else; they only shoot the people they intend.  And what would you have a man do?  Try to run down the wife and kids with the truck. Driving over the neighbors’ lawns, knocking over the fence and trees?  The dog!  He could hit the dog! ” One of us tries irony “that would not be considerate.” 

And then Marlin sits up straight and gets very animated and starts writing in his notebook.  We hear him say over and over “considerate considerate.”  And he looks straight ahead, not really at us, and says “Gun owners are considerate.  And responsible.  Considerate and responsible.”  He seems very happy and fulfilled.  For him we are no longer there.  So we quietly get up finishing our beers and walk away.

 
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