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The Day of the Chicken
J.Price
“Charlie,
Charlie, come quick. Rocky chewed up our little Rhode Island Red and
she’s still
alive. Poor little thing.” I watched as my mom carefully cleaned the
chicken’s
breast, put the yanked out and broken off feathers next to her, and
wiped some
thick ointment all over the hen’s side. That hen let my mom do anything
at all
to her, not making a ‘peep’. Mom was mutterin' and cussin' as she
worked on
the injured chicken. “That
damn dog. Rocky’s a handful. Every day it’s something. Last night at
mid-night
we bolted out of bed hearin’ some god-awful sounds from the chickens
‘cause
that hard headed, defiant Airedale lit out and went clean through the
coop to catch
a sneaky fox. Next day he tore through the rabbit hutch, too lazy to
run around
it. Crazy dog was after a coon then.” Mom was talking to herself. My
dad came running into the house, “What’s up Martha?” My
mother wiped her hands on a towel, turned around and looked at dad. Her
face
was bright red. Dad
moved back three whole steps. That was always a bad sign. “Both
of you go out and fetch this baby’s eggs. We got to set her up near the
kitchen
stove and keep her warm ‘til she heals. She has to sit on those eggs
‘til
they’re hatched and the chicks are on their own. It’ll keep her busy.
She won’t
have time to think of the chomped up dog day she had. Damn that Rocky.” Dad
and I lit out of there like our pants were aflame. Well,
mom set up a box with some chicken scratch, grass, a dish of water and
one of
her cleaning rags for the chicken to lay on in comfort while she sat on
her
eggs and healed. Every
day the hen improved. One morning I watched as the baby chicks broke
through
their shells. All was getting back to normal. In
a couple of weeks mom took the hen back to the coop
along with her
babies. She was doin’ fine. Recouped and herded her brood non-stop all
day
long. Or so it seemed. One
afternoon I looked out and saw Rocky down on the ground facing that
wonderful
hen. She was squawking and screaming at him, Her beak was inches from
Rocky’s
muzzle not moving away. Eye to eye she was facing the accused chicken
tormentor
and bully that tore into her. Then I noticed all her little baby chicks
were
neatly lined up on one side of Rocky’s snout, almost military marching
style.
While the hen stared at Rocky, every single baby chick marched up,
across and
down that dogs’ schnoz while Rocky stayed motionless. He stared at that
hen
knowing full well he dare not move a muscle. God only knows what would
have
happened if he did. Durn sure, he wasn’t about to play that card. I
was around eight years old back then and knew that hen had been
preparing her
young-uns from day one to march across Rocky’s nose. I couldn’t believe
how
smart that chicken was and knew she was never goin’ into any stew pot. Rocky
let that hen
completely alone after that. He dared not even look her way. His head
would
snap back if he accidently moved it in her direction. She noticed
everything.
He never touched a chicken again. That hen watched his every move for
the rest
of her ten years. Her young-uns carried on the job. Now, that’s hen-pecked. |
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