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Trespassers (Cont.)
Goodman grabbed the Madison tunnel engineering file, saw that all the
annual inspection notations were signed and that the file looked too
clean with the original schematic neatly folded. Par for the course he
thought, picked up the master keys, a heavy duty flash light and headed
for the 42nd Street Station and the tunnel access door. He had no idea
what to expect. He knew the mandatory annual inspections were mostly
faked, he had faked a few himself, but this time energy updates were
required and he needed to find an acceptable staging area for the
equipment and materials. The door was dirty with spider webs clinging
to the sides and overhead. Gingerly he open the door a couple of inches
then pushed it open fast jumping back a little in case roaches dropped
from the top of the door. Boy, he hated that more than anything. No
roaches, just dust and a billion spider webs. The warmth he felt on his
face reminded him that “warm in winter, cool in summer” was the tunnels
reputation. The light switch was right there where you would expect it
to be, beside the door. He had been the facilities engineer for seven
years now and knew that the system was well designed from top to
bottom. Built in a more community orientated time, the city commune
steam heating system supplied heat for half the year to the older
buildings in the central city. Too bad, but something like this could
not happened today and every so often, some group would try to end it
with privatization. Luckily, enough older people were still around to
fight these attempts. There was no doubt about it, the system was cost
and energy efficient and the planned upgrades would make it even more
so. When he hit the switch only two of the light bulbs worked so he
left his lamp on and explored the area. Everything was as expected,
about fifty feet of concrete and bricked in area, ten feet wide with
ten foot ceilings, no standing water, leaks in the pipes or
deteriorating walls, the usual bouquet of valves and gages at the far
end. This would work fine with a little clean up.
The Union Station access was steep, less accessible to men and
equipment but certainly cleaner. The steps leading to the door were
swept and the door was closed but not locked. When he switched on the
lights they all worked and the first thing he noticed was how clean the
area was. No webs, not any heavy dust. This space was smaller, only
about thirty feet long and ten feet wide and the raised platform area
that was supposed to be on the right was not there, now walled off with
plywood. That area was the only reason he had considered this section
as a possibility. Upon closer inspection, one of the plywood panels
appeared to be hinged. He gingerly pulled it open, turned on his flash
light and peered in. At first he was not sure what he was looking at.
He opened the door wider for light and took a moment to look around,
his eyes adjusting to the dim. The upper shelf area was packed with a
hodge-podge of plastic containers, all with lids and labels and a
Chianti bottle, half full of change, mostly pennies and a few nickels
and dimes. The lower level had a single mattress, neatly made with
several comforters and two pillows with more container at both ends.
The limited floor area had a rug, one chair and broom, mop and two dust
pans in the corner. He got closer and read the labels; shirts,
sweaters, shoe polish and brushes, socks, undies, pants, pants, more
pants, several large containers market coats and a rack with many pairs
of shoes, all spotlessly shined and cared for, some styles from thirty
years ago. He suddenly felt apprehension and shame, as if he were
trespassing. Leaving the area untouched, he closed the plywood panel
and tried to collect his thoughts. What the hell was going on here? Was
this some ones home? And if so, how long had they lived here
undetected. And what the hell should he do?
Back on the street he called his wife asking if she could meet him for
lunch? When Rachel got to the restaurant she could tell that something
was wrong. He assured her he was okay, nothing wrong with him, work or
anyone they knew. He told her what he had found and asked what she
thought? She wanted to know was he safe, could this person be
dangerous? Maybe he should go to the police, the well fair department
or the superintendent office. Yes, he had thought about all these
options and upon reflection, this was some ones nest, their home and he
didn’t want to hurt them. She smiled and though that this was so John,
and why she loved him. He decided to go back there early the next
morning and see who came out. She made him make the usual promises and
they spent the rest of the lunch speculating about what and who he
would find.
Goodman resist the urge to wear a trench coat and hat and settle on his
usual dress which was pretty inconspicuous, stopped for coffee to go
and got to the Union Station by 7 AM. He waited on the platform while
commuters streamed by, going both ways. After 20 minutes he saw a small
old man of eighty or more dressed in a clean overcoat, shined shoes,
pressed pants and shirt come through the door, put on his hat and head
for the street. He disappeared into the Eleventh Avenue Y and when he
reappeared, he was clean shaven and his hair was damp from a recent
shower. Goodman followed as the old man stopped next at the Regency
Hotel where he picked up one of the complementary guest newspapers,
said good morning to the bellman and the doorman who both seemed to
know him and headed on up Madison toward the Civic Center looking much
like a retired gent on his way to the exchange to check on stock
prices. At the alley between Third and Harold he picked up a empty box
and went to the fruit stand at the corner where the attendant was
cleaning up. The man saw him coming, waved and swept the pile of trash
into a dustpan on the end of a stick like theater ushers used and
emptied it into the box brought by the old man. Putting the paper on
the counter, the old man took the box to the trash bin in the alley and
came back to look at the fruit. The attendant opened the paper and
commented that nothing exciting had happened, the weather was expected
to be good the market was up adding “I sure liked this dust pan. Where
did you get it?” The old man answered “from a bunch of stuff left from
someone moving over near the lieberry.” “Take an apple and an orange“
the attendant said with a warm smile, “the oranges are from Florida.”
The old man said thanks, left twenty cents on the counter and headed up
the street. Goodman picked an apple, looked at the twenty cents and
asked “is that all they cost?” The attendant smiled and said “you
wish.” Goodman left a dollar and hurried to catch up as the attendant
added, “he’s my friend.” Goodman thought as he followed the old man up
Madison that he had witnessed a most pleasant encounter.
On Juniper the old man saw a moving van turn left and stop in the
middle of the block. He stopped, hesitating for a moment and then
headed for the truck. Two of the movers were standing in the street
while the third was at the intercom talking to an occupant of the
building. The old man approached the men in the street and asked them
“in or out?” The older of the two answered “up town move, must have hit
it big. You looking for an apartment or something?” “No no, just
wondering. Thanks.” With that, he headed back to Madison.
At the central library he went in and headed for the reference desk
where he was greeted with familiar smiles. He gave the older of the two
women the fruit and looked around to see who else was there. Sensing
his concern, the librarian said “Claire is in the break room making
tea. She baked a crumb cake. Would you like some with a cup of tea?” He
answered “Spot of tea and cake, that would be lovely.” smiled at his
cleverness and headed for the stuffed chair by the window, picking up a
picture book on the way so he could look official. Goodman observed
from the stacks wondering what to do. By ten thirty the old man was
napping and Goldman was thinking about the work he was missing and what
he and Rachel had talked about at lunch. She was worried and with good
reason, that the superintendent would blame him for someone living in a
steam tunnel. Downtown was known for shooting the messenger. When
anything out of the ordinary happened, a pipe break, even a cool spell,
the reaction was always the same, pick it up, shake it, see what falls
off , then back to business once the crises was over. What the hell he
thought, he could always just do the right thing, what ever that was
and suffer the consequences.
About eleven forty five the old man said good by to his librarian
friends and headed down Madison with Goodman in tow. At Juniper he
turned right and went to the pile of trash left at the curb by the
earlier move. In the pile was a discarded plastic storage container
with the lid nearby. Setting these aside, the old man sorted through
the remaining stuff, settling on a lone clothing brush, thought better
about the container, left it behind and headed back to Madison with the
brush in his pocket. Goodman thought about the containers in the old
mans den, how one had been marked brushes, shoe polish and laces and
another simply brushes. So this was where the items had come from. He
recall how he and his wife left many usable things behind when they
moved, a gift tie or scarf still in the box and it appears, so did
others. He followed the old man to Saint James Cathedral where he saw
him wait in line, chatting with the others, one of the regulars for
lunch. Goodman came to grips with the facts. This impeccably dressed
old man was homeless and what was he to do. The repairs will expose the
situation even if the Union space is not used as a staging area.
Goodman decided on the Madison Tunnel. It was larger and would give him
a couple of weeks before work would need start at the Union Tunnel. Two
weeks to help relocate the old man. The librarians or social services
seemed the best bet. Mabel, the head librarian proved skeptical, Claire
was in shock and wanted to call the President if that was what it took
to “rectify this intolerable situation.” “I’ve known Rodney for many
years.” “He is always so neat and clean.” “How could he be homeless?”
“This just won’t do.“ Goodman called social services, hoping for a
miracle solution before making a formal report to his bosses. What
transpired, the Shit Storm as his wife describes it, was not foreseen.
His supervisor wrote him up for allowing a homeless man to trespass on
public property. A pure case of cover your ass. Social services were
nice and explained that many effective programs were in place to held
the homeless and all that was needed was for the man to apply to the
proper agency and here is a list. Our department does not handle
requests from third parties that are not related. And besides, related
parties are expected to care for their relatives. Why don’t you try the
County, they also have programs. When Goodman got back to the office
there was a message that he had 24 hours to get rid of ‘his tenant’ or
sanitation was sending in a crew. In desperation he went back to Claire
who suggested they ask Ann, the fact checker from the Daily News if she
had any suggestions. The next days headline should not have been a
surprise.
CITY’S OLDEST HOMELESS MAN THROWN BACK ON STREETS
Headquarters backed off the eviction crew and social services claimed
they would be glad to help. Goodman was to personally escorted Rodney
to the interview on company time, “no problem, see if we can help,
we’re not heartless” was the new stance. When social services learned
that the applicant had $42,361.47 in the account where his SS
retirement check was automatically deposited they pointed out that he
could get his own damn apartment thank you very much and leaked their
own story to the press.
RICH HOMELESS MAN BILKS CITY FOR FREE HOUSING, concerned citizens and
business groups call for end to welfare fraud and antiquated central
city heating giveaway.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions. The eviction was back
on and Goodman was to personally handle the matter. Several reporters
were waiting and swarmed him with questions while photographers snapped
pictures of him and a retreating Rodney, pushing a shopping cart with
his belongings. Goodman choked up saying “this was not supposed to
happened. The way the city and social services are handling this is
tantamount to a death sentence. You might as well take these people out
and shoot them, euthanasia would be a better solution.”
The next days headline was down right funny.
SPOKESMAN FOR CITY SUGGESTS EUTHANASIA OF HOMELESS
An emergency meeting of the public works department decides that
precision cuts might defuse the issue. Goodman was called in, explained
that “he had placed the department in an untenable situation” was
handed a file box containing the personal items from his desk and given
his walking papers. Security was standing by. No good deed left un
punished.
Rachel Goodman quit her job, kissed her husband, said she still loved
him but needed time alone to think and left for the Buddhist convent on
Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia. Goodman took a job driving the oil
pipeline in Alaska for the winter season. He had plenty of time to
think about his transgressions, what he could or should do differently.
Later, he would join his wife in Sydney, take a boiler makers job on
the ferry between Sydney Mines and Saint John’s, Newfoundland and do
penance helping out at a homeless shelter.
Everyone lost interest. Those who had given interviews regretted it.
During their last interview, the librarians made a plea for more
funding and the piece was not published. The doorman was demoted to
baggage holding. The bellman wisely played dumb. After his picture was
published, the fruit stand attendant was recognized by the bunko squad
investigating off track betting and took a powder. No one had
interviewed Rodney directly and the only picture of him published was
of his stooped frame pushing a shopping cart. If any of his fellow
lunch guests at Saint James knew of Rodney’s notoriety, they never
mentioned it. The recently installed ’No Trespassing’ sign on the Union
tunnel access door was still there and shined. The new padlock and hasp
were missing and the steps were once again clean.
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Warren Crane, Mt. Washington, 2010 © Used with permission of the author.
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