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Subject: Power tools
Carol V. Michael
 
I usually shy away from most things mechanical, except of course, for fast cars and airplanes. I bit the bullet and bought a blower. I am so tired of sweeping and hosing the patio and driveway just to do it again after a little breeze ruins my neat yard. I'm sure it will be a push weighing wasting water vs. power consumed, but she is a dandy! I bought an electric Toro Ultra Blower, Model # 51599 for $70 bucks from Home Depot. I feel just like wasshisname on Tool Time. Safety first though, with gloves, goggles and face mask. Just to be sure, I added a hard hat to complete the "look".  I was ready to crank her up and blow the driveway with my brand new candy apple red siren of a machine with dial up power, many nozzles and a little reverse action if needed, with a cute little vacuum bag. What a sweet ride, doing in minutes what used to take me an hour or more. I was getting pretty fancy with my wide sweeps and narrow "get outta dere" cobweb chasing passes.

Feeling the mighty power of old man wind, I moved into the back yard to blow off the patio. I made quick work of a morning-long job and retraced my steps back through the sally port (double gated entry). Forgetting to dial down the power, I got Power Tool Power/20112 treated to my own personal hurricane between the two gates with full force dust, leaves, dog hair and grit blowing into every crevice and orifice. I WAS going to run out to the pet supply and grocery stores after I finished tidying up the place. Instead, it was back to the showers and another hour to recreate the "look" I had before I decided to "git her done." Yup, she is a dandy. I think I'll name her "Sassy".


Carol. V. Michael  2012 ©  Used with Permission of the author.

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